Just for LOLs
Looking for a quick giggle? This shortlist is for you!
- Please excuse me while I just go and be awesome today.
- I don’t care if people laugh with me or at me. As long as someone is laughing.
- Think like a proton. Always positive.
- My keyboard must be broken. I keep hitting the escape key but I’m still at work.
- An apple a day keeps anyone away, if I throw it hard enough.
Funny Daily Affirmations
Start your day with a powerful affirmation that doesn’t just uplift you, but makes you laugh, too.
1. I have to remind myself that I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not chocolate.
2. I don’t care if people laugh with me or at me. As long as someone is laughing.
3. I love myself, which is not surprising when you consider how amazing I am.
Be proud of loving the person you are with our affirmations for self-love.
Statements such as “I am a good person” and “I am worthy of love” can serve as a daily reminder.
4. I’m totally fine with being used as a bad example.
5. I radiate positivity (most of the time).
6. Please excuse me while I just go and be awesome today.
7. My friends are like my bras, they hold it all together.
8. Sometimes I have to tell myself, it’s just not worth the jail time.
9. I keep my chin up and my crown on.
10. I don’t make the same mistake twice. I make it at least ten times, just to be sure.
11. Hey Universe, send some awesome my way!
12. Feelings are just visitors. Kick the bad ones out.
Short Funny Affirmations
Mantras don’t need to be lengthy, funny short positive affirmations work as well as longer ones!
1. Think like a proton. Always positive.
2. Even broken crayons still color.
3. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Worried you’ll forget to recite your affirmation?
Research shows that humor can actually help to improve retention.[1]
It activates the brain’s dopamine reward system, stimulating your long-term memory.
4. Time to put on my positive pants.
5. If life give you melons you might be dyslexic.
Sarcastic Affirmations
Sarcasm was famously referred to as the “lowest form of wit”, however it has to be the funniest!
1. Sarcasm is my brain’s natural defense against the less intelligent.
2. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow as well.
Give yourself the kick up the butt you need with our motivational affirmations.
You can get into the headspace to smash your goals and succeed.
3. It’s ok if people don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
4. I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face with words.
5. An apple a day keeps anyone away, if I throw it hard enough.
Funny Work Affirmations
Fulfill your career dreams with a fun work affirmation:
1. I choose to be happy because it drives people crazy.
2. No alarm clock needed. My passion wakes me up. Oh, and coffee.
3. My keyboard must be broken. I keep hitting the escape key but I’m still at work.
4. Was it a bad day? Or was it a bad five minutes that I stewed over all day?
5. I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.
Maintaining your enthusiasm as the week progresses can be a challenge.
End the week on a high with a Friday affirmation for a peaceful start to the weekend.
Rise and Shine!
Get the day started with a morning affirmation.
It’ll quickly become a daily habit, helping you hone the positive mindset you’re hoping to achieve.
References
- Henderson, S. (2015). Laughter and Learning: Humor Boosts Retention [Online]. Edutopia. Available from: https://www.edutopia.org/blog/laughter-learning-humor-boosts-retention-sarah-henderson [Accessed 13 June 2023]. ↩
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